CV Bloopers
(hilarious blunders taken from real CVs)Description of Self:
- “The idea of finding purpose and drive, in both life and a career, is something that I have thought about, and am currently exploding”
- “I am a marketing master that can develop unlimited campaign ideas from the fertile right side of my brain”
- “A wealth of experience combined with the desire to do more make me both enthusiastic and frustrated”
- “The colors red, blue, and lavender are those that I identify with the most. I feel they accurately describe my personality”
- “Although I trained as an Accountant and for the past eight years I worked for a major Accountancy firm, I am no good at my job and get bored very easily.
- “My name is ____ and I kick ass. See resume for details”
- “…a loan and credit underwriter, experienced at analising loan applications and…
- “I tend to only procrastinate when I have to make a decision”
- “Let's meet, so you can get really excited over my experience”
- “I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Will consider anything, please feel free to respond to my CV and call me on my work number”
